Net-Addictions Personified

Look, let's face it: The very fact that you've made it all the way to this obscure little page is a sure sign that you're a confirmed Net-addict, and the fact that I've actually written this page certainly shows I'm not doing any better. Maybe both of us should turn the damned machines off and go out and do something more entertaining for a while.

Here, in no particular order, are some of the things I look at when it actually seems like too much work to go out and get a life:

the Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torch Page
Draw Your Own Holograms!
Trogdor The Burninator
Krazy Kat - The Coconino County Page
"Medieval Madness" Pinball
A Study In Emerald
Crushing Coins With Electromagnetism
The Barbie Liberation Front
Hunting The Wild Rainier

The Prancing Pony: Reports From Middle-Earth in 1886
J.R.R. Tolkien: Frequently Asked Questions
The Elvish Linguistic Fellowship
The Mythopoeic Society
Marquette University's Collection of J.R.R. Tolkien Manuscripts
TheOneRing.Net: Fact And Rumour About Lord of the Rings Movies
A Young Woman, Naked, In the Forest, With Handcuffs
The Infocom Documentation Project
L-Space: The Annotated Terry Pratchett
The Edible Lord Of The Rings

Apache Server Project
Google: Search The Entire Damn Web Instantly
Tucows: a variety of shareware and freeware programs
Firefox: The Web Browser You Should Be Using
Doug Jones's DEC PDP-8 Index
Al Kossow's Extensive Library Of Antique Computer Documentation
Restoring A DEC PDP-8/I
The ASR-33 Teletype
Talking Moose for the Macintosh
Computer Virus Blind Panic Workshop
Larry Wall and Randal L. Schwartz
Windows Annoyances
Mechanical Pong

The 'Lectric Law Library
Snopes: Urban Legends Reference
AbeBooks: the Network of Independent Booksellers
Today's New York Times, Online
IATSE Local 839: Motion Picture Cartoonists
The Internet Archive Wayback Machine
Total Choice Hosting: home to Flying Moose of Nargothrond
The Blue Ribbon Campaign for Online Free Speech
Frequently Asked Questions About Erotic Bondage
Paintings By J. W. Waterhouse
The Best Links-Page In The Entire Whole Wide World
The Link You'll Never Ever Ever Find

Nikola Tesla: Inventor, Engineer, Scientist
Game Design Theory And Terminology
An Online Copy of Shakespeare's Hamlet
Sharp Family Geneaology
Conversational Terrorism
The Mercury Theatre On The Air
Mystery Science Theatre 3000: Ward E
He-Man: The Website
The Frostbite Falls Home Page
Ralph Bakshi, Animation Technique, And Reality (archived)
Venus Harps Home Page
Bozo Criminal Of The Day

Toon Tracker's RealMedia Cartoon Showcase
Translating Scientific Research Papers
Book Happy: World of Weird Books -and- The Kooks Museum
An Open Letter To The Kansas School Board
Rusty Is A Homosexual
World-Class Collection Of Exotic Playing Cards
The Melkor-Bradley Home Page
J. P. Patches!
Anthony's Trebuchet Page
Guess The Dictator Or Sit-Com Character
The Illustrated Guide To Breaking Your Computer
How To Light A Barbecue with Liquid Oxygen

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