The Tolkien Crackpot Theories Page

As a result of hanging around the newsgroup rec.arts.books.tolkien entirely too much, we seem to have collected a small yet unusual collection of absurdist Tolkien theories - ludicrous speculations about both Middle-earth and its inhabitants. A number of these curiousities are presented here for your edification.

If you know of other unusual (not to say deranged) theories about Middle-earth which have appeared in the rec.arts.books.tolkien newsgroup, feel free to send us an e-mail and tell us about them.

Pleased be advised, though, that we're often months behind in our e-mail.

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It's interesting to note how many of these theories use verse.