Sorry, wrong answer.
This would, in fact, be Marauder, the older of our two dogs. Marauder is half basset-hound and half golden retriever, and as such looks like a golden retreiver with long ears and short legs. His hobbies revolve principally around eating, playfully biting my ankles, barking at the mailman, sleeping, and trying to steal all my breakfast cereal when I'm not looking.
But it's not me.