Sorry, wrong answer.
This would, in fact, be Spongie, a stuffed lobster from the Seattle Repertory Theatre. Spongie has, to put it lightly, made a surprising number of onstage appearances, taking on roles in more productions than any other stuffed lobster I have ever known. Hard to believe as it may sound, Spongie has moved on to Southern California. It's possible this may be the first step towards a career in film.
But it's not me.