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Ever find yourself frustrated? Feeling cheated? Tired of unscrupulous firms trying to do things like sell you the Brooklyn Bridge? Perhaps we can help. Our offices in the heart of The City are staffed with some of the most talented legal minds in the profession. Our seasoned and efficient law partners have the experience to know which criminals to defend, which deep-pocketed organizations to sue, and which ambulances to chase. If you find you're tired of falling victim to obvious scams, and want to take charge of your life, call Abercrombie & Fink today!

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