To order any of Melkor-Bradley's fine products, just fill out the three sections of our convenient order form below. Once you've submitted your form, our staff of marketing experts will process it some time within the next couple of years.

Remember, all Melkor-Bradley products are fully guaranteed. If you are dissatisfied with your purchase within 30 days for any reason, simply return the unused portion of the product and we will cheerfully refund the unused portion of your money.

1. Shipping Information

Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Your Address:
City, State, and Zip Code:
Country:	U.S.A. U.K. Canada Australia New Guinea Antarctica Shangri-La Numenor Thangorodrim Some Other Insignificant Place Seventh Plane of Hell
Age:
Sex:	Male Female Indeterminate Not Nearly Enough Desperate
Annual Income:	Under $15,000 $15,000 - $35,000 $35,000 - $65,000 $65,000 - $100,000 Too Much So Much I'll Never Miss It
Time Of Day When Your House Is Most Likely To Be Empty:
Burglar Alarms:	None Dog The Kind That's Easily Disabled By Cutting The Power The Kind That's Easily Disabled By Cutting The Phone Lines A Really Good One, But I'll Leave It Off
Location Of Most Easily Removed Valuables:

2. Purchases

Jane Eyre's Chutes And Ladders	$28.50
Edward Rochester's horse	$7.95
Clue II: Masque of the Red Death	$28.50
extra tally sheets, per pad	$2.00
scarlet plague virus, per vial	$1.95
Anna Kareninanopoly	$38.00
Moby Dick: Ahab's Challenge	$35.00
Queequeg's coffin	$2.00
Shakespeare's Othello	$35.00
replacement Desdemonas (pk. of 50)	$2.95
The Lord Of The Rings Board Game	$1,275.00
extra checklists, per pad	$99.50
History of Middle-Earth (12-vol. set)	$3,600.00
Arizona Real Estate, per half-acre	$249,999.95
The Brooklyn Bridge (extra postage required)	$1,795,000,000.00

3. Method of Payment

I intend to pay for my order with:

Cash Check Money Order Everything I Own My Own Blood My First-Born Child Visa Card MasterCard American Express Repeated Sexual Favors (subject to prior approval) My Immortal Soul

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