Sorry, wrong answer.

(Photo: Bernard the Turkey)

This would, in fact, be Bernard the Juvenile Turkey. The caption accompanying this picture tells me that "his shadow is as big as he thinks he is". I suspect that Bernard is older and wiser now, though I haven't heard from him lately, and in deference to his continued good health I'm planning to have lasagna this year for Thanksgiving dinner (a long-standing tradition of the O. Sharp household in any event, even back when I wasn't personally acquainted with any turkeys).

But it's not me.

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I'm not a vegetarian, I admit, but at least I don't eat my friends. :)