Before you write that letter, you ought to be warned that we here at Flying Moose of Nargothrond are really slow about answering our e-mail. It could be months. Years. Entire lifetimes and ages of the planet may pass before you get a return e-mail.

But if you really insist, here's my not-very-machine-readable e-mail:


No image? Try an oh, an aitch, and another aitch, then -aaaaat-, then the domain-name-dot-org you're obviously reading, if you must.

You can always have our reply sent to your grandkids.